Just Popping Into Town

So Jessica and Dylan did leave town; after all, I was worried about how I would face hereafter beating the shit out of her. From what I heard from the town folk, she is really messed up quite badly. I am in no way proud of what I did. It serves her well though, nobody calls me a whore or a slut and gets away with it; even Clara knows that.

But as they say, all actions have consequences, and even though I am the Sheriff's fiance, not even I can get away without punishment. Since I chased the pub's bartender out of town, I will have to fill in while Tyler finds a new one.

Please, babe."

"That is a shit nickname, and this is not up for discussion."

"I can't even make my own coffee; how am I supposed to serve drinks."

"Can you pour water in a glass?"

"Yes."

"Then you know how to serve a drink."

"There is plenty of other p