"I'm not going to go out with you, this isn't cute," I declared as soon as Tony arrived.
"Huh? What are you talking about? This is just a temporary thing to ward off one of the flocks of annoying teenage girls who are obsessed with me. she just won't let me break up with her you see?" Tony explained.
"Probably because you keep making empty promises and giving them false hope to become the next Mrs. Dean. They think they are that one special girl to win your heart. So stupid. I'll never know what they see in you, honestly," I rolled my eyes.
"You are missing out baby girl. I'm a prize. I could show you the world of pleasure then you'll know what the fuss is about," he said in a seductive tone.
Ewww...
"I'm good so no thanks. Where are we going and what am I doing anyway?" I asked.
"We are going to a party and you are going to give an Oscar-worthy performance of pretending to be my girlfriend," Tony said.
"Um, who do you think I am? You can't just ask me to do stuff for you. It's not my job to get rid of your booty calls Anthony," I said irritably.
"Aww come on Summer. You are one of the most popular girls in our school. It'll be more believable if you are my girlfriend," Tony said.
"You flatter me. Sure I'll do it but we are breaking up right after," I declared.
"Fine, it's a deal," he said.
We arrived at the party. I expected some girl to charge at us like a wild dog right away and try to rip my throat out but no such thing happened. If this was some type of ploy to get me to come to this stupid party, I will throat punch Tony.
"There she is, that's Becca," Tony whispered in my ears.
I looked and a tall girl with reddish-purple hair was striding toward us. She didn't look so happy as Tony's arms were wrapped around my shoulders.
"Hey Becks, you look great," Tony flashed her a grin.
"Don't you hey Becks me, who is this blonde bitch?" she pointed at me and demanded to know.
"Well excuse me, who are you calling a bitch?" I barked.
"Ladies, ladies, please. Let's act like civilized people here. Becca, this is Summer, we are dating now," Tony said.
"What are you saying!" she squealed. Is she deaf or what?
"I am saying you and I are over, I am with Summer now," Tony said.
"Since when? Then how come I've never seen you two together?" Becca looked at me suspiciously.
I cleared my throat. I am gonna help this stupid asshole so I can get out of this sooner rather than later.
"Becca, sweetie, please. You are embarrassing yourself. It's over between you and Tony. He belongs to me now," I said and wrapped my arms around his waist and hugged him closer.
"But..." Becca started to argue again. I let go of Tony and hugged Becca.
"Shh...it's okay. Just accept it," I whispered into her hair. She was so stunned she forgot to push me away. "You are too pretty to be obsessing over this jerk. There's someone better for you out there. I mean look at him, he looks like the off-brand version of Zac Efron," I pointed at Tony.
"Hey!" Tony protested but I ignored him.
"Like, you can do so much better girl," I kept going.
Becca looked like she was deep in thought for a second. "Oh my god, you are so right! I am like so hot, I don't need this asshole! I'll find someone hotter," she declared.
"That's right! You go girl!" I encouraged her.
"Thanks, Summer," she said and gave me one final hug and flipped Tony off before leaving the room.
"That's not what I meant when I said to help me get rid of her," Tony said irritably.
"Bitch please, if you thought I was going to stroke your ego some more, you are wrong," I said, dismissing him.
Tony stared at me intently and grinned. "You are gonna pay for insulting me," he said.
"Thrills and chills," I said and rolled my eyes in response to histhreat."Why are you so mean to me, Summer? What have I done wrong besides being ridiculously good looking?" Tony tried to look innocent."Your mere existence irks me," I replied.
"Hold on! So you barged into a room without knocking and Tony was standing there with his schlong hanging out? I am dead," Sarah giggled."This isn't funny! I am traumatized," I whined."How is it? Is it big?" Sarah looked at me with anticipation.
Today is the day! I get to go out with Anthony. The plan is that we will walk around the park then eventually I'll offer to share my funnel cake with him. Then at some point, we will reach for it at the same time and our hands will touch and he will fall in love with me.Yup, this will totally work.
"Jessica and I had a lot of fun. Thank you," Anthony said."Me too," I said. It was a half-truth as I didn't get to spend alone time with him and Jessica glared at me the entire time."Well, I guess I'll see you at school. We should hang out again sometimes," Anthony said.
I saw Tony during lunchtime sitting on the bench with some brunette practically sitting on his lap. Here's my chance to mess with him."Tony! I see you already found another one," I grinned."Players gonna play," he said.
Saturday came and I picked out a cute yet sexy outfit. I knew this time Jessica won't be the third wheel because no-one in their right mind would invite a middle schooler to a high school party. Especially a one that is going to be hosted by a senior.He finally arrived so I went downstairs excitedly.
"Ouch... Summer!" Anthony groaned and held his nose."Oh my God! I'm sooo sorry!" I cried and looked at him with a terrified expression. "I can't believe I just did that." I wanted to cry."Oh shit, she socked you hard," Tony commented. "You alright man?" he looked concerned.
But I was wrong.It turns out, thingscanget more embarrassing. And it did.As I was puking my guts out, I heard someone come into the bathroom. Tony was busy holding me up so I don't fall into the toilet so he didn't pay attention to the door.