13 - Highs and Lows

~Dex’s Point of View~

“How can you not know who Tommy the Turtle is,” Mitch asks, in shock.

I stare at him like he’s got two heads as he makes some impression of this puppet animal that supposedly is something he watched on TV as a pup.

*I think he might be slow. Like a turtle! See what I did there,* Kent laughs.

I roll my eyes so hard I’m afraid they’ll get stuck. It’s been roughly twenty-four hours since I’ve seen Dakota and I’m ready to go find her on my hands and knees, begging for her to never leave me again. She drives me nuts but not like this. In the best ways for the most part.

If I were stuck on a deserted island with Mitch, I’d have killed and roasted him the first night. And the universe would thank me.

*Aww come on! I think he’s funny if nothing else,* Kent chides.

Yeah well at least we got rid of those other two morons. I’m past my quota. I’m stuck between extreme boredom and sensory overload at once since Mitch seems to be offending literally everything in my per