“Are you dating Hunter Kingston?” Paige’s voice made me jump.“Paige! You just gave me a mini heart attack!” I scolded her.“Yeah yeah…” Paige waved it off. “Now, are you really dating Hunter Kingston?” She asked me in a serious voice with her eyebrows raised.What?!Me and Hunter?As if!I mean, yeah, he confessed that he likes me…And I can't stop thinking about what it would feel like to kiss him…Stupid brain! Stop thinking about it!
I’m Ninja Liv!I’m the fiercest and the most talented ninja to ever exist!I’m a freaking alien!Alien ninja…That has a nice ring to it!I’m an alien who’s a Ninja!I blend into the shadows and stay away from the human eye… No one can find me unless I want them to!“Olivia?” A voice startled me, making me jump.Gah!Okay, I’m not a super cool ninja… Apparently anyone can find me if they want…
“You really are crazy, Liv.” Paige told me seriously.How is she my friend if she’s just now learning about that common fact?!“I know, Paige.” I rolled my eyes.“No, you seriously are mad!” She spoke in a firmer tone.Is she okay?“I never disagreed with that.” I shrugged.“Why don’t you understand, Liv?! This is a really really really bad idea!” She exclaimed.She’s telling me!
“You are a… A broccoli!” I said just as I put the phone to my ear.“And that’s exactly why she won’t go out with you.” Paige shouted through the door.“Well, hello to you too.” Hunter’s voice came through the phone.Wanna know how I’m talking to him?Well, let’s just say that talking to someone in your bathroom is not really the best way to have a conversation…I had to run to my bathroom and lock the door so that I could answer the phone while Paige kept asking me to open the door or to dump him.This is why it’s not exactly ideal…
“Okay, something is definitely wrong.” Hunter sighed as he left the slice of pizza in his hands and folded his arms as he looked at me.Crappy crabby!This is just proving my theory! He really does know how to read minds!Don’t be ridiculous! If he knew how to read minds, he would have known that you don’t actually want to be on this date with him!Hmm… That’s true…“Why would you say that, Hun?” I asked. “I swear that I am Olivia! Not her evil twin Jolly!” I told him seriously.“I know that, Olivia.” He huffed. “You don’t really have an evil
“I hate you!” I scowled as I sat down next to my brother on the couch with the bowl of popcorn in my hands. “Hey! It’s not like only I get to have my friends over! You can invite Hunter.” He shrugged. “Only Hunter doesn’t want anything to do with me.” I rolled my eyes. That stupid peanut! “What happened?” My brother frowned as he turned to look at me, turning the volume of the TV down. “Did he say something?” He asked. So now he’s interested in my life?! My brother’s a peanut too! And peanuts are bad. They spoil the fun of the chocolates and cakes and anything they are added
I kept my eyes trained on Kaylee as she laughed with her friends while they all ate their salads. She’s not even real! Real people eat real food like Burgers, fries and gummy bears! She’s not real! Who the hell even eats veggies willingly?! Not even aliens commit that sort of crime! Eww! Veggies… I need my gummy bears! “Why are you glaring at my girlfriend?” Ryan asked me with a small frown on his handsome face. He might or might not be a manipulative two-faced liar but he’s still handsome…
“Whatcha doing?” I chirped as I grinned up at him. “Avoiding you.” He told me bluntly. Wow! “Thanks for being so kind, Hun!” I smiled sarcastically before rolling my eyes at him. “What are you doing, Olivia?” He sighed as he turned to look at me. Umm… Existing? “I just came here to see if you’re over me yet.” I told him honestly. “I still wanna kiss you. Does that answer your question?” He raised an eyebrow at me, crossing his arms. Why is he being so sassy? Aren’t you supposed to be sweet to the person you have a crush on?