Oh my, he's a caveman mobster, that kiss had my hoo-hah weeping; shit, he was all kinds a good. Damn, if I'd let him know, though. I slid down his body when he was finished assaulting my mouth. Good thing he grabbed me again because my knees were shot. He led me upstairs to his office, poured me a cognac, and sat behind his desk. "What's this?" "Drink it." I shrugged my shoulders; whatever, that shit burned like a mother-fucking bitch. "Who was that jackass you tried to decapitate Tommy Pitera?" "What the fuck do you do study the mob or some shit?" "Among other things." "To answer your question, pain in the ass, his name's James Foster." "Another one, what the fuck is up with these James guys and my ass?" "There's a difference. My little brother is a twenty-year-old kid who doesn't know his head from his ass. This asshole is a mean, vicious piece of shit." "Gotcha, he's a whole other brand a cray, c
See, I knew she was going to drive me fucking crazy, bat shit just like she is. She'd tried to bite off my tongue last night, crazy nut. Like she hadn't enjoyed it. I know she'd been enjoying it just fine until the fucking guys knocked on the door; I'll be ready for her later though. "I don't need your ass on the fucking floor, how many mother-fuckers you want me to have to kill?" "Oh my! The light's on but nobody's home." She shook her head like I was a lost cause or some shit. "Say what now." "Nothing, nothing, just talking to myself." "Do that a lot do ya?" "What's it to ya, now back to business, I'm going back to the floor and you can't stop me, I have rights you know. If you're so worried about it tell your patrons to keep their filthy hands to themselves, not just me, but all the girls." Like I give a fuck about all the girls, some of them encouraged that shit, though I didn't want that shit in my place. I d
My guys pulled into the underground parking garage beneath my building after my security detail ascertained it hadn't been breached. My would-be attackers were roasting their nuts up on the boulevard, good luck with identifying them. I pulled mouth out the car behind me; she seemed no worse for wear for all that she'd been shot at. Crazy lady was acting like it was par for the course. I appeared calm on the outside, but inside I was coldly furious. Stacco was a dead fuck. He'd played his hand and lost, amateur fucker. "You doing okay there mouth?" I checked her over more closely to make sure she wasn't in shock or some shit. "Oh just peachy, tell me again why it makes more sense for me to catch a ride with you than taking a cab? If I knew I would be trying out for a part in A Bronx tale, I would've dressed more appropriately." Did I say this bitch was crazy, certifiable? Where were the tears and recriminations, the screami
It was time to talk, there were some things that had to be put on the table, not least of all was the fact that she now belonged to me, I had no doubt she'd try to fight me on that but it didn't matter, my mind was made up, she gave me her virginity, I held that shit in high regard, I was gonna put a ring on it like the song said, first chance I get even if I have to hog tie her ass and get her to the church. I fully expected it to come to that, which means I'm just as fucked in the head as she is. I cornered her in the bath tub, I'd run us a nice hot bath with some sea side smelling bath salts, she was quiet this morning and I wondered if that was a regular occurrence or just her natural shyness after last night and this morning. Hopefully this was her norm in the mornings at least then I was sure to get some peace and quiet out of some part of the day. "So Machiavelli you've deflowered little old me, what do you plan to do with me now, toss me aside like y
I tried the key in the door with as much trepidation as one facing a firing squad. I knew she was going to be pissed all the fuck off, who knows what crazy lady had in store for me. I opened the door to complete quiet, not a sound, I walked down the long ass hallway and got my first surprise, my bedroom door was standing open. My heart started racing out of my fucking chest, where the fuck was she? My head started doing some buzzing shit and I felt like I was about to black the fuck out. If my enemies had gotten to her, if they had harmed one hair on her fucking head I'm going to turn this motherfucking city into a river of blood. It was then I heard a noise coming from the kitchen and drew my gun. I'd let Mikey and Tony go because all they were doing was getting on my fucking nerves, humming the fucking wedding march and shit. I crept down the hallway, gun at the ready until I reached the kitchen. This fucking girl, what was I go
Ma lead the way into the noisy club, looking around with a smile on her face, like she knew what mouth looked like. Then again with these two ya yas she probably knew down to my girls' shoe size. Big mouthed fucks. Wait till I get them alone, they had the good sense to stick close to their wives. I don't fuck with my sisters, you ever seen a pissed off feral cat, well tie two of them together in a sack and you have Anna and Sophia, and that's on a good day. Teresa came over all gushing smiles. "Hello Mrs. Flanagan, so nice of you to join us this evening." "Hello Teresa, how are you dear?" Mom is a diplomat down to her toes, she hated it when she suspected I was banging Teresa, I had to keep reassuring her that I had no intention of marrying the other woman, that she was just a distraction, no matter what she thought. Mom had to be satisfied with that, I'm a man after all, I had needs. Imagine the embarrassment of d
Ma's mouth was hanging open, meanwhile my sisters were looking like they didn't know whether to laugh or take her down, though we were already on the floor. When Tony and Mikey started laughing their asses off it broke the ice and I helped us both up off the ground, keeping my arm round her as I turned her to face ma. Ma was beaming, see she understood crazy, she'd given birth to enough of it, raised it, lived it, she knew crazy, crazy was right up her alley. I'm telling you, the woman is a saint. "Well hello Arianna, that's quite an entrance you made there.""I'm so sorry Mrs. Flanagan; I don't know what came over me." "Of course you do, and I accept the compliment, you thought I was Shane's date didn't you?"Uh...um...well...."The Mouth had no words, will wonders never cease. "Don't give it a second thought dear, come sit here by me." She walked over and sat between ma and Anna, with Sophia leaning over to get into the convers
We spent the rest of the night with the women playing twenty questions, I had to hold onto mouth the whole night to get her to stay put, which wasn't really a hardship, I even managed to steal a kiss or two without losing any body parts. This felt right, having her here with my family. By the time dad came along the others had a nice buzz going, I was the only one not drinking, I liked knowing what the fuck was going on around me. Teresa had tried to infiltrate once more but the unexplained eruption of laughter when she showed up soon had her running away again. My sisters were mean bitches. Dad fell in love with my girl of course; he claimed he had someone to side with him in our Sunday debates. We left the club in the early morning hours, my girl had exchanged numbers with the family, she seemed a little hesitant but I chalked that up to her independent nature, she probably felt like she'd been sucked into a vortex. My family was fuc