CHAPTER 141

- PROLOGUE -

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"No, I'm not fucking any of them."

Some days, it felt like I had to say some variation of that sentence fifty times. Really, it was more like a half-dozen, but that's still a very high frequency for such an uncommon statement. To be honest, though, I couldn't really blame them. Had I been in their shoes, I might've asked the same.

"No, I'm not gay."

Okay, I didn't have to say that sentence FIFTY times. I mean, at least most guys knew better than to ask another guy if he was gay. That's just rude. I wished more people would be mature enough to understand it was indeed possible for a guy to be friends with a group of gorgeous young women without banging any of them. But the follow-up question came quite often, as if it was the only reasonable explanation for why a guy like me would NOT be fucking one of "The Big Tits Club" girls.

I really hate that name, by the way. I understand the name, but I still hate it. It's immature. It's objectifying.

But it is undeniably... ac