5. I am sorry...

A/N: to make it clear, when they send text, only their username shows, not the names.

The_real_prince_charming

RISE AND SHINE, MATE.

Chloe_awesome_scott

WTH?! WHY ARE YOU DISTURBING ME AT FREAKING 4 AM???

The_real_prince_charming

BECAUSE I JUST CAME TO A HORRID REALISATION.

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

The_real_prince_charming

YOU FOUND OUT MY NAME. DOES THAT MEAN WE GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL?

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

The_real_prince_charming

OH, COME ON, SAY SOMETHING. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE.

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

The_real_prince_charming

WE GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL. I KNOW IT. I JUST KNOW IT SOMEHOW.

Chloe_awesome_scott

YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO SURE, YOUR HIGHNESS.

The_real_prince_charming

...

WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME APART FROM MY NAME?

Chloe_awesome_scott

UGH! PLEASE CAN WE DO THIS LATER? I NEED TO SLEEP.

The_real_prince_charming

NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU SLEEP! TELL ME FIRST!

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

The_real_prince_charming

YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T TELL ME, I WILL FIND OTHER WAYS TO KEEP YOU AWAKE.

Chloe_awesome_scott

YOU ANNOYING LITTLE...SOB.

The_real_prince_charming

OH, THERE'S NOTHING LITTLE ABOUT ME, PRINCESS.

Chloe_awesome_scott

NO, STOP!

The_real_prince_charming

BUT, IF YOU WANT WE CAN MAKE SOMETHING LITTLE.

Chloe_awesome_scott

I SAID STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

The_real_prince_charming

LIKE LITTLE BABIES

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

MY DAY HAS NOT EVEN STARTED, AND YOU HAVE ALREADY RUINED IT.

THANK YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS.

The_real_prince_charming

AW, IT'S MY DUTY, MATE. DON'T THANK ME.

Chloe_awesome_scott

IF YOU HAVE DISGUSTED ME ENOUGH, CAN I GO BACK?

The_real_prince_charming

YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS.

Chloe_awesome_scott

UM...IT'S NOT HAPPENING, PRETTY BOY. GO BACK TO SLEEP AND KEEP DREAMING.

The_real_prince_charming

WHY THE HELL NOT?

Chloe_awesome_scott

FIRST OF ALL, THESE CAPS HAVE STARTED BOTHERING ME NOW. I WANT A NORMAL CONVERSATION.

The_real_prince_charming

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Secondly, if you don't remember, I am the catfish here. I texted you first. Why will I reveal my identity?

The_real_prince_charming

Because you love me.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wow. You are a delusional SOB too.

The_real_prince_charming

I am curious btw. You should have blocked me by now.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Um...again, I texted you first. Technically, you should block me.

The_real_prince_charming

Oh my Lord, why would you suggest such a thing? Why will I block my own soul mate?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Cut the crap, please. Why haven't you blocked me already?

The_real_prince_charming

Maybe, because, I am curious too. It's not every day that I can find victims to annoy.

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

You need help.

Maybe, I really should block you.

The_real_prince_charming

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You love me too much to do that.

Chloe_awesome_scott

WHY ARE YOU SO DELUSIONAL, YOU ANNOYING SOB!?

The_real_prince_charming

I AM NOT DELUSIONAL.

YOU ARE ACTUALLY UP AT 4 AM TEXTING ME. IF THAT'S NOT LOVE, THEN, WHAT IS?

Chloe_awesome_scott

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I DON'T EVEN WANT TO WASTE MY ENERGY IN ARGUING.

BYE, HAVE A BAD SLEEP AND HORRIBLE NIGHTMARES.

The_real_prince_charming

...i already do.

That last message made my hand freeze on the screen. He didn't send any text after that, neither could I come up with any reply. He was kidding, right? He was just joking around like always...

And, even if he was not, why should I care? I didn't even know his name or face, until a day ago. So, even if he really had any problem that was not my concern.

But, what was he doing up at 4 am? Maybe, he was not lying...

Whatever, he shouldn't have ruined my sleep.

But, I shouldn't have wished nightmares upon him...

So, what? He keeps saying disgusting stuff to me!

Yeah, but, they are not as serious as this.

Why the hell am I debating with myself? He is probably rolling on his bed with laughter, on the other side.

Yeah, but, he still hadn't replied...this was so unlike him...

FRICK IT! I made a mistake and I should own up to it!

Chloe_awesome_scott

I am sorry.

The_real_prince_charming

It's okay.

Ugh! This reply didn't satisfy me. I still felt guilty.

Chloe_awesome_scott

I really mean it. I shouldn't have said that.

It took him a minute to reply.

The_real_prince_charming

It's okay, you don't have to apologize. You don't know anything about me and I know, you meant it as a joke...

Chloe_awesome_scott

Still, these things are not to be joked about :(

The_real_prince_charming

AW, BABY, I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT.

And, he was back! I shook my head, but, smiled with relief nonetheless.

Chloe_awesome_scott

You know, you really should block my number now.

The_real_prince_charming

WHAT?! WHY WILL I BLOCK MY ONLY SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT?

Chloe_awesome_scott

YOU KNOW WHAT? I TAKE MY APOLOGY BACK! FRICK OFF, SOB.

The_real_prince_charming

NOW, THAT'S LIKE MY MATE. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, BABY.

Chloe_awesome_scott

STOP CALLING ME BABY!

The_real_prince_charming

WHY, BABY?

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

WHY AM I STILL UP?

The_real_prince_charming

BECAUSE YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME.

Chloe_awesome_scott

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YOUR HIGHNESS.

The_real_prince_charming

:(

ARE YOU LEAVING ME ALONE?

Chloe_awesome_scott

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

The_real_prince_charming

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW ;)

Chloe_awesome_scott

NO! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING DISGUSTING!

BE SERIOUS. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

The_real_prince_charming

I JUST NEED YOUR LOVE, BABY:(

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

Wow! This guy could never be really serious. Why did I even bother?

Chloe_awesome_scott

LOOK HERE, NOAH.

The_real_prince_charming

LOOK WHERE, BABY? YOU NEED TO SHOW ME SOMETHING FIRST, WHICH I CAN LOOK AT.

I groaned. Was it just me or were all his words really loaded with double meaning?

Chloe_awesome_scott

I don't know about you, but, I have school in few hours, your highness. So, if you will be so kind as to allow me to sleep, I will be forever grateful.

The_real_prince_charming

Woah. First of all, that was formal asf.

Secondly, so, you really are in school! Told you, I knew it!

Chloe_awesome_scott

I don't really care at this point. All I want to do is sleep.

The_real_prince_charming

Okay.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Huh?

The_real_prince_charming

I said okay.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Am I dreaming? How did it happen that easily?

The_real_prince_charming

Well...if you want to sleep, you should sleep. I shouldn't be stopping you.

I frowned at the screen. This guy was acting really weird today. And, believe it or not, I didn't like it when he was serious like this. It kinda seemed like he was not...himself. But, again, I shouldn't be bothered about him. I didn't even know him properly, for God's sake.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Okay, then...good night...I hope you sleep well.

The_real_prince_charming

Thank you and sorry for waking you up at 4 am. My fault.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Um...Noah?

Are you okay?

The_real_prince_charming

...

AW BABY, I KNEW YOU CARED.

Chloe_awesome_scott

OH GOD! I AM SORRY FOR ASKING. MY FAULT. BYE.

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I_love_my_mommy has entered the chat.

I_love_my_mommy (Liam)

Yo, everyone. what's up?

Cereal_killer

...

Who are you?

I_love_my_mommy

I am my mommy's boy.

I_pooped(Sophia)

Aw, that's so cheewt. I thought mama'a boys were extinct.

Cereal_killer

Wait a sec, soph. we don't even know him.

So, who added you to this group?

I_love_my_mommy

Yo, why don't you ask your mommy?

Cereal_killer

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Yes_you_suck (Mia)

Oh God, cal, this is Liam.

Cereal_killer

Wow.

I_pooped

Wow.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wow.

I_love_my_mommy

Um...since everyone is doing it...wow.

I_pooped

Lmao. I already know that I will love you.

Yes_you_suck

Excuse me, soph?

I_love_my_mommy

Well, soph, I will not blame you. I love myself too.

Cereal_killer

But, I thought you love your mommy?

I_love_my_mommy

Of course, duh. I love my mommy more.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Um...guys, this conversation doesn't make any sense.

Also, Mia, you should have asked us first.

Yes_you_suck

What?! But, I thought you guys approved!

Cereal_killer

No one ever said that.

Chloe_awesome_scott

It's not about approval. You do realize that he is friends with you-know-who...

I_love_my_mommy

-_-

I am still here, guys.

Also, I am friends with a million people, Chloe. What are you talking about?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Uh...nothing.

I quickly typed and sent, making sure that my art teacher wasn't looking.

So, Liam didn't know that Noah and I had been texting. Wow, this whole thing was getting more and more tangled. Keeping secrets was tougher than I had anticipated.

Secret reminds me...what was I thinking when I told Noah that I went to school?

He really did catch me at a vulnerable moment aka when I was sleepy.

Also, how come I hadn't received a single text from his annoying highness Noah after last night/early morning?

I turned my head in the direction of his table. His head was resting down on the table and he was...sleeping soundly.

Wow! Someone really did have issues...