22. Human experiment

What sort of contract title was this? She had her eyes wide open as she continued reading.

1. Party A is willing to fulfill all of Party B's wishes on the condition that:

(I) Party B accepts to register a marriage certificate with Party A.

(II) Party B accepts to be Party A's bed warmer during cold days.

*Party A in no situation shall look at or touch Part B inappropriately.*

(III) Party B accepts to live in the same mansion as Party A.

2. Party A shall provide Party B with:

(I) A comfortable luxury mansion with spacious rooms and cars. Private jets and cruise ships

(II) Peace*

(III) Assets worth billions of dollars

(IV) Babies

*This clause is optional. Party A may decide if she wants it or not.*

3. Party A shall commence his holiday break on the 5th of the month, and Party B shall resume duty on the 5th of that same month.

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After reading one of the four stapled papers, Olivia could not believe Darls had drafted such an agreement.

'How many more ridiculous and strange clauses did h