Chapter 103:

VOLUME THREE: GRIND

Grind: A form of warfare where repetitive actions are required to advance.

The Ten Commandments of the Apartment

1. No pets of any kind. Even those in tanks, bowls or cages.

2. No music after 9 p.m. Television viewing is okay as long as it can't be heard in any adjoining room or the hallway.

3. No unapproved paint on any apartment walls.

4. No more than two additional people allowed in the apartment at any given time.

5. No parking in any of the designated spaces. Parking can be found at a metered space on the street.

6. No hallway adornments.

7. No one besides immediate residents of the floor should be given any codes to access the floor.

8. No sheer window curtains or any other fabric that does not completely block the view from outside.

9. No personal relationships with the landlord.

10. The apartment should be kept in an orderly fashion at all times.

Any violation of these rules can and will result in immediate termination of the lease