Taboo

CHAD 

May 10th 2018

“Goddamn those mother fucking crutch munching cowboys!” I yell as I barge through the doors of the club. 

I fucking told Maddie they wouldn't let my beat-up face in the strip clubs. 

“Tell them you're an MMA fighter.” She said.

I did, and the doorman had the nerve to stand there and laugh at me with a death wish hanging off the tail of his crooked nose. 

“Mate, have you seen yourself?” He chuckled as people flowed through the doors looking at me. 

“Yeah, I'm the underdog,” I smirked, trying to sound tough.

“Yeah, No one's going to believe the bullshit that just came out of your mouth, Chad.” 

“What the fuck you mean by BELIEVE?” 

I felt offended!  

I just wanted to get myself some cheap pussy. 

I head towards the bar desperately in need of some hard amber liquor as