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“Through deception, snake. It's hard to walk the righteous path when you slither past our heels.”
“Biting heels is my specialty, twin,” Samael hissed, pupils becoming slits.
“And trampling serpents is mine.”
“Brothers, desist,” Metatron said firmly. “This is a place of welcome. No man or king rules here.”
“I'd like to think that,” Samael said cryptically. Come to think of it, the whole conversation was rather cryptic. I really had no idea what was going on.
“Maggot,” Samael spat, “get out from behind the rubble. Make yourself presentable. And Gabriel: stand aside.”
Gabriel laughed blithely. “Spouting orders, are you now? Don't overstep your bounds, Boniface.” He swooped down from the pillar, then bowed in jest. “Please, brother- don't let m
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