Chapter 38

“I am gonna die. Seriously, I’m drowning in my own fluids right now! You don't know how freaking painful this is to watch and know that I can’t do anything about it. She’s killing me!” I complained, watching as she ran her hands over her stomach. She’d moved to the side slightly, and I could see her face now, she was smiling happily and talking with Anna.

“Maybe you should be releasing some of that strain by yourself then,” Seth suggested, shrugging.

“I do! It doesn’t work! She’s tempting me to death. I always thought blue balls were a myth thought up by guys as an excuse to masturbate. It’s fucking not a myth; my balls ache like a bitch!”

Bryson snickered and shook his head. “I remember those days.”

He grabbed my wrist and held my hand up, tapping the back of it.

“This right here is your new best friend, as is a cold shower. You’ll be fine.” He winked at me.

I groaned and shook my head as the last of my restraint went out of the window. “Rip into me all y