COLLISON

I groan.

“Mom, we’ve been through this. I’m not going to look for a girlfriend.”

“I’m just suggesting…”

“I know you are, but please stop. I promised Regina that I would give her my full attention this weekend, and I intend to do that. I’m not on the prowl for another woman.”

Mom sighs.

“I wish you wouldn’t call it that. You make it sound so sordid.”

I’m about to respond when Regina comes by. She grins at me as she picks up her suitcase, her auburn curls bouncing around her face.

“Ready to go, Dad? I can’t wait to get there!”

“It’s going to be a two-hour drive, Regina,” I remind her. “Do you have enough to keep you occupied?”

“Of course. That’s all sorted.” Regina heads towards the front door. “Come on, Dad!”

Mom laughs.

“She’s really excited, isn’t she?”

“Given this is all she’s talked about since Christmas, I’m surprised that she hasn’t worn herself out.” I pick up my suitcase. “See you Sunday evening, Mom. Have fun with the animals.”

“I’m sure we can entertain ourselves,” Mom says a