Old Ways

Luc's plan is the stupidest thing I've heard in years. The only thing that beats it is when my father tried to convince me that there was a magical man who delivered presents to all the children in the world in one night and if you misbehaved, which he magically knew too, he would give you coal.

I was four years old and I knew the story was bullshit, just like what Luc is trying to tell me.

He wants me, not only to go buy flowers in the nearest town, but to also write my feelings in a letter. And after Angelique has read the letter in front of me, he wants me to tell her out loud how much I love her and that I can't live without her and that her eyes remind me of the sea and that she smells like vanilla in summer and some other shit that is not genuine at all.

Oh, and also he wants me to buy her some necklace or bracelet or whatever expensive jewelry so she'll remember me forever.

"I think it's all the unnatural sex you've been having lately that's clouding your brain cells, have you