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Trout Gone Whale
It was like those fishers boasting about their catch. The first time they told the tale, they would put their hands one foot apart.
“It was this big!” they’d say about the size of the trout they’d caught.
The second time they told the tale, their hands would be two feet apart.
“It was this big!”
A week later, they had harpooned down Moby Dick single-handedly and even saved Captain Ahab.
That was how the Jay Affair kept growing out of any proportion.
Silvia wasn’t sure who she could share the story with. Yeah, Paola, sure. Especially because Paola would help her turn Moby Dick back into a regular trout. But until she could sit down with her friend, she didn’t feel like sharing the story with her little sister and her other friends.
Coming home felt like a ton of rocks lifted from her shoulders. Gosh, she’d missed her siblings, her dog, her house, her town.
She still had some days of her vacations left, and she f
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