Tips and Trouble

[Charlotte]

Juni says she wants me to “live a little.”

The problem is, I'm not sure if I ever learned how. Andy made sure of that.

So I decided I'd take her advice. Tonight I drove the fancy new car to Club Roxy and parked it around the corner. It isn’t exactly inconspicuous. It's practically begging to be stolen. I feel a little nervous leaving it out on the street here.

Never mind that it is worth more than most middle-class families earn in a year unless this is his typical employee car. Nothing says “I screwed the boss,” like a shiny new BMW. I can just imagine what people would say about this if I were to drive it to MMK and park in the employee lot.

But who knows, maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe he gives all his new employees expensive sports cars as signing bonuses.

I know I’m going to need to give him an answer to his offer soon, but how do you say “While I would love to make Andy suffer, at least a little bit, I don't think I'm quite up to corporate espionage," while also sayi