Wild Ostrich

"Fuck you Ostrich!" I bellow as I start running in a straight line across the forest, feeling the sun beating down on my skin.

However, this Ostrich doesn't stop chasing after me. With how fast it's chasing after me, I am surprised at how fast I am moving. It's as if moving at the speed of a moving car going 40 MPH in my past life. However, that isn't what is bothering me, it's the bird with the flaming head that won't stop chasing me.

Oracle! Tell me what to do, I have never gotten in a real life battle in past life or have any fighting experience. Heck, I have never seen a big damn bird as this with flaming head and beak that looks as if it wants to rip out my soul. I cry inwardly as I continue running forward with the bird giving me a hot chase from behind.

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Suddenly, while running, I see a ledge made from thick branches tied together. In the far distance, ahead of this ledge, I see a tent situated in an area that's surrounded by huge trees like a fortress.

Fuck it!

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