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"Gloria's tits are just like yours when you were pregnant." Him and his stupid remarks.

"It was so weird when you came back with those huge tits I thought you had a plastic surgery during the two weeks you were missing." He is still talking.

"Turns out you were just pregnant." I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear any of these.

"Your tits haven't shrunk from the first pregnancy then you got pregnant again, man your tits were like pornstar's tits."

"Okay that's it!" I hit pause and turn to him, "Seriously, Luc?"

I was trying to be the chill one by foregoing his comparison between me and the Latino female lead in Modern Family but that’s it, I’ve had enough. I can no longer take this. To hell with being chill and cool with it.

"Whaaat? It's a compliment."

"It's not, you pervert! I can feel your dick getting hard!" I was sitting right in between his legs, with that thing resting on my back. I fucking felt it, when it grows and hardens; it’s one of the reasons I can’t be chill and cool a