SPECIAL TRADITION

CHAPTER 55

Lloyd was caught with words between his throat. Surely if the boys were a little older, he could explain that little piece of biology to them but not at this age.

He crouched to hide it from them. “You see…..there’s a special tradition in this country where men have to put a special kind of wood in their trousers in the morning,” Lloyd replied and Nancy’s face went red as she struggled to hold back the laughter that was threatening to come out of her.

“Can I see it?” Leo asked out of nowhere.

“We are men too daddy, can we touch it?” Lex asked, advancing forward.

Lloyd looked to Nancy for some help and she quickly changed the topic. “C’mon boys let’s leave daddy to handle his tradition, who wants breakfast? Last one to the door is a rotten egg,” she said, running towards the door and the twins bolted after her gingerly, not wanting to be the rotten egg.

Lloyd hissed and he stood up, adjusting his significantly lessened boner and he walked after them.

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After breakfast,