The F**k Do You Mean

MONIQUE

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The feeling of a tall and enormous monster walking within the walls of my head brought me out of my slumber.

The headache could split my head in half and cause me to drop dead there and then.

It wasn't only that. It was accompanied by a terrible stomach upset and I didn't need anyone to tell me that those fucking pancakes caused all of this.

I was out of bed in no time, sitting on the toilet sit and trying to do my business. I was utterly disgusted, not at what I was doing at the moment, but at how I was feeling in my body. It made me want to take all of my clothes off and walk around the castle naked like I was the only one--honestly, if it was what I had to do to feel better, it wasn't that big of a deal, then.

I wiped, cleaned myself up and flushed before proceeding to leave. I didn't make it out of there before I slumped--I really didn't know if to say slumped because no external force contributed to it, I just found myself on the floo