[23] The Debate On Liking Things Long And Big

The first thing that I thought of when I moved into my apartment to live independently was that it sucks to come home and feel alone. I had watched countless movies where the lead would scream ‘Honey, I’m home!’ and not get a response back because they lived alone.

I’ve always thought it was sad and depressing whenever a character in a book or a film does that.

And so, when I first felt the power of loneliness on my first week of solitude in my apartment, I went out and changed it. I didn’t like being alone, but I also didn’t want some other person inside the apartment with me.

I got the next best thing.

“Is that a fucking snake, Mattel?!” Holly Trinity scree