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We continued listening to Wyatt’s story.
“So yeah, my mom hates me. I met this guy who offered to bite me and help him take over the world...I definitely agreed to it. I mean I definitely wasn’t going to get a better offer than that. How sad, right?” The Griffons were almost howling in laughter. “Oh don’t worry it gets better. I met the girl of my dreams and she said she wanted to marry me. Well this morning she decided she should have her head cut off instead of being with me. Great confidence booster right?”
The Griffons were seriously enjoying this.
“So can we get the talon now?” I whispered to Szan.
“You all have to make them laugh.” He responded. “Now you know how to.”
“Alright, you heard him, get your most depressing stories together!”
Zeke went first. “So I’m a Duke right? Privileged as they come. Well you know how i
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