A Family Divided

Sometimes you have to take a leap and pray that you do not fall. For sometimes, the leap is so great that if you fall, you are going to fall hard. Falling is hard, but falling hard is even harder. So if you fall, you better pray you are falling onto something soft.

And something soft is what awaits me and tackles me to the ground. Isabella has me down on the grass, holding me as tight as she cans.

"Yes, yes, yes, soldier! A hundred times over, yes!"

"Damn boo, for a second there; I thought you were going to strangle me."

"Hahaha. I will wait until we are married before I kill you."

"Now that is something to look forward to. But can we take this inside? Our new neighbor is giving us a funny eye."

I pick her off her feet and carry her into the house. Once inside, I throw her over my shoulder and slap her on her ass

"Soldier, what are you doing? Put me down!"

"Practicing."

When we get to the room, I drop her body elegantly