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"Nothing much. I think my name is Zhi Ruo, somehow that name is stuck in my head. And from my state and the weapon I possess, I might have been a swordswoman."
{That's about right. I would put you through a two month lesson period to learn the culture and basics of most worlds. The curriculum includes intensive studying of selected fields, virtual and practical, from creche to postgraduate level, people's mannerisms and polishing your martial arts.}
She had a raw personality, full of violence. It was afraid that if it's host was this rash she would definitely not spare a thought in killing every unlucky person that tried to cross her.
"Okay. Can we start now? I want to be done with this fast!" Zhi Ruo demanded getting even closer to the sphere.
What maniac would be so eager to learn so many professions and complex species behavior under two months!? Won't she complain about how short the time is for such a goal so this esteemed being can have the upper hand for once. Hmmph, I give her two days into training before she breaks character.
{Of course host, the sooner the better.}
It floated above eye level and rested on her head transforming and the whole space in general.
Zhi Ruo was now dressed in a white flowing unisexual hanfu appareal (more like a noble male White hanfu...for proper visualisation), laced with intricate golden embroidery and tepid silver lining. Wearing a silver forehead crown with a huge piece of tanzanite resting at the middle. All traces of blood had disappeared with a hint of minty lemon lingering in the atmosphere.
The once pristine white space assumed a dark shade of blue and eluded calming and cool vibes with several squares of data floating around. Zhi Ruo was sitting on an oversized bejeweled throne like chair, sewn evenly with red velvet, with a fluffy white armrest and a golden skeletal frame (wood is gold). Faced with a gigantic transparent blue screen, she looked like a warrior, the kind that even a worthy opponent would cower from meeting her icy gaze.
The system gazed at her proud of its work who knew she had such a high standard of fashion sense. There was a celestial goddess right in front of it, with beauty and aura on par with the prettiest women it had ever seen. She cleans up quite well.
{Does host like her outfit? I went through your thoughts and got exactly what you liked. Please praise me honourable host.} The system said sounding like a loyal puppy as it had gone all out in decorating her.
She smiled evilly. So this deceiving scum was reading her mind all along coercing her into accepting the missions.
{Oops}
"It's perfect. You did well" Zhi Ruo placated without a tone of appreciation in her words.
{Tch, host is insincere. Let's get on with the lesson} The system said feeling wronged as it floated into the big screen.
Lesson One: How Host Should Stop Herself From Killing a White Lotus on Sight.
Side lesson: Advanced Maths.
"This should be good." Zhi Rou whispered to herself as she got immersed in the teachings.
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Two Months Later
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"What rubbish is this!!!. What Dog shit, twisted author wrote this crap?" Zhi Ruo thundered with anger in her voice.
{Host please calm down. Stop using curse words, it won't be allowed in some worlds we would visit.} The system cried, trying to reason with its enraged host.
"What bullshit are you talking about? You should know curse words stick like glue. If you didn't want me to speak such, then why were you always saying them throughout our lessons, huh?"
{That…}
The lessons specially designed for Zhi Ruo didn't go as planned for the system. Contrary to its expectations, Zhi Ruo was capable of learning all it could bring to the table within a month because of her extremely high mental strength.
It was stressed out, giving into every demand of Zhi Ruo to the point of going outside the set curriculum. With these factors against it, it started to lash out with curse words every now and then to let out a bit of its fury.
Who knew host was such an overachieving attentive student?. Why can't she be a bit lazier, like the hosts of my peers?. I hope I will be able to keep up with her in the future.
With a month to spare, Zhi Ruo had submerged herself into manga, movies, lots of webnovels and mostly things that appeased her eyes. And each time she read a book there was always one complaint or the other, constantly grumbling but kept reading to satisfy her curiosity. But this time she has had about enough.
"Why would he leave his loyal consort for this scheming bitch? Is he blind, can't he tell his beloved concubine is a fake?" Zhi Ruo rambled on with no signs of stopping.
"Consort Feiyan, is literally the reason he could even become emperor, now he is being one sided because some new ass's father could help him expand his territory. Tch, he is worse than scum."
{Novels are written this way because readers like a cold, strong, motionless main character with goals only to be at the top turning a blind eye to what's really happening around them. Such stories sell well that brings about the creation of abused cannon fodders to make the plot more dramatic. Host would be able to deal with these kinds of trashy main characters once she starts her mission, and this esteemed being is ready to back her up all the way.} The system replied in a tone much like Zhi Ruo's. it too hated cheating bastards the most.
Zhi Ruo smiled satisfied as she put the book back into the big screen, looking as graceful as ever like she hadn't thrown a tantrum just a moment before.
"I'm done with that. Are there any missions available yet?"
{Aiyya, i was just about to tell host. You have been given a B ranked mission in the small world in a
Dramatic School Romance : <<His tough love>>.
Does host wish to accept?}
"Some high school story? I was hoping to be transferred into the harem of some ancient chinese emperor" Zhi Ruo pouted "It's better than staying bored in this place though." She added as she clicked yes.
{Transporting Agent Zhi Ruo to the selected world…
May host please get ready, the body to be occupied might be in immense pain...
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DING!!! }
Relatable Quote ⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾ - Is it really necessary for the first square of the toilet paper to be glued down?
"Dad! Mom!!. Don't you see this daughter of yours kneeling!" Tae Rin yelled in despair trying to get her parents' attention.Pedestrians had started to gather now, evaluating the spectacle.'Ahh, it's really the Yang family, master and mistress, they are just as angelic looking as the web describes, the media really didn't exaggetate this time. Now that I've seen them in real life I can finally die with no regrets.''I know right, such beautiful silver hair. Kyaaa!, quickly, take a photo!''Isn't that Tae Rin the girl whose disheveled photos are all over the Media?''Wow, it's really that slut. What commotion is she trying to bring up now.''Her again? Quickly bring out your phone, everyone needs to see this, live!''This ought to be good''OMG claiming to be the young miss of the Yang family, such wishful thinking!'
The doors flung open as Tae Rin Stepped into the school's hallway. She felt a hundred pairs of eyes on her, mostly malicious, some confused and a few sympathetic. If looks could kill she'd probably be dead over a hundred times by now."I can't believe she came back here after all she had done, so shameless!""You saw the video too?. Hmph, an insignificant fly claiming to be the heiress of the Yang family!""It's just the effects of a fool's bravery.""Yeah, hell's the only place suitable for her.""Gosh, what's that smell. I feel like I'm gonna puke my guts out.""Ugh, I think it's coming from Tae Rin.""Has she gotten so crazy, that she can't do something as simple as taking a bath?"Hushed voices spoke in the background, not daring to say it in the face of Tae Rin, who looked like she was ready to commit murder.
{Transfer complete} A mechanical voice said, distorting the silent room.Zhi Ruo found herself in a small, poorly lit room. Looking around she could deduce this was a female's room with lists of celebrity posters and glitter everywhere, the girl power was a bit suffocating.She was lying on a decent wooden bed, with neat blue beddings, holding a phone over her face. The picture of an uninterested guy in his late teens, and a girl in all smiles stared back at her in a selfie angle."System what's going on?" Zhi Ruo asked, calmly.It took her to its system's space. She sat casually on her blood red seat waiting for a reply.{You have been transported to a sma
"Poor daddy was the first to suffer the aftermath of his daughter's stupidity. Thank God she priotised him as she should or I might have quit this mission, she can't be dumb at the point of death, then what was the whole charede for?" Zhi Ruo spat tapping impatiently on the arm rest.{You can't do that, host}"Do what?"{You can't leave the mission unfinished after accepting it.}"Sigh. Fair enough."Zhi Ruo was taken back to the small world. She sat up from the bed and moved off the screen with the picture bumping into a series of unread texts."Good day, Min Seok (pleading eyes, heart emoji)"
{Host I didn't know you had such fetish.} The system said in a hushed tone.Zhi Ruo couldn't tell if it was being judgemental or was just appalled by the thought."Get your head out of the clouds, I don't have mania for men simping over me. I don't think those who work there have that too, it's just a marketing strategy."{I'm sorry host, this system apologies} It said, but didn't sound like it believed one word she had said.Zhi Ruo simply ignored him, she wasn't going to waste time explaining what it would soon experience practically."I'm going for the Maid Cafe. Let me prepare an application letter."
It was a typical maid dress, aside from the fact that it had a huge pink bow on the chest area and another equally big bow on the head wear.The dress was a good fit though it was a bit bigger than her actual size, if she gained a few more pounds it would be more than perfect.It seemed Bora, did put a lot of work and thinking into this outfit, to be able to arrange such a good piece in little time, she was talented.{Host looks nice in this costume.}'Are you done crying?'{...}Moved the cloth-curtain to the side stepping into Nora's view."It fits well big Sister B. I like it so much!" She praised her efforts."Of course you do after all this big sister but her heart to it" Bora replied not shying away a compliment for her hard work."Come,come, let me show you your other big sisters." She beac
"Good morning, masters!" Zhi Ruo greeted with the sweetest, cutest, ice melting, honey coated, fluffiest, sugar sprinkled, hello kitty, carb addicting voice that sends heart emojis flying in the air."Welcome to Chowkitty Cafe! This lowly maid would be serving your highnesses." She bowed slightly and smiled like the morning sun.{Too...Cute….wahhhh...my poor digital heart}The system babbled.While the other two looked like they had been struck with Cupid's arrow, only Ye Jun remained unfazed, he simply stared at her as if all the answers to his problems were written on her face.'As expected of the second male lead, even with my perfect performance he didn't even send a smile my way.'She places the beautifully folded the coloured serviettes, the cutlery and ketchup on the table."Would you like to take a look at our menu my princes, the rice omelette
"You can scold me for being incompetent but do not ever question my character!" Zhi Ruo thundered,"I have tolerated your ignorant, superfluous remarks for far too long, don't think I would stomach it from you any longer!!"Sang Mi had never seen Tae Rin so fierce, so she decided to stand aside and watch how she dealt with the matter.{Ahhh, be careful host, the second male leads percentage likeability is only at 5% from 10. Please be careful he could strangle you right now and turn out unscathed. The mission would be considered a failure if that happens!} The system warned, in a panicked tone.'5%? That's lower than I expected. Aiyyaa I wouldn't have as much fun as I wanted, let's wrap this up quickly.'"Heh, 'Being in this kind of environment' , 'men paying to stare at me with intrigue all day'? Well guess who is doing all of that, Sherlock!"[||2%.......] ⬇⬇⬇