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The day your boobs are bigger than my balls
I was clutching my stomach and wondering if the emperor wanted me to die from hunger. Maybe he was punishing me for talking back to him. If I had chosen to be his concubine, would he feed me? But then, I wasn't that kind of woman.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" My stomach growled again.
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