The Homo Trio

What?

Do you expect me to tell ya how the fight between those 3 idiots? Oh, of course, I will, but let’s take a break and see how the trio met. I just don’t want the comedy element on this story to disappear, though I always put absurd twists on every chapter I write. Well, I will tell you how Alfi, Koji, and Rian met and how they became good friends in this chapter.

It started with the time when Alfi was a student at Muda-Muda University. Why Muda-Muda? It’s because Ora-ora University is on Central Java (Ora: no (Javanese)). And why didn’t I pun it into "Guda-Guda"? It’s because the story isn’t sponsored by Type-Moon. It was when Alfi was a 3rd-year-student. He was a member of the SEES (Specialized English Extra Sect) organization and it was on the orientation day.

Alfi was sitting on the corner listening to the leader’s speech for the new members. Alfi didn’t need to say a thing as he was just