I Love You and I Mean It(1)

My boyfriend was a stand-up comedian.

I blocked his phone number after we broke up, but I didn't expect that he would approach me on Twitter with a strange account.

Him: [Hey, bro, do you want to be a millionaire overnight?]

I was a little confused when I saw the rose emoji [Who are you?]

Him: [Sorry, I'm David from New York...]

Me: [You'd better delete your bio the next time you're about to do an internet scam on someone, Joel Williams.]

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The first time I met Joel was at a stand-up comedy show.

He was the comedian and I was the audience.

He came out last and spent ten minutes on stage telling jokes about single people.

His script was so well written that the audience was amused by him. And I was the only one sitting upright with a stern face.

The day before I came to the show, I had just broken up with my ex-boyfriend who I had been in love for almost six months.

He told me that I was too "tough". He said his ideal girlfriend should be a girl who knew how to act cute.

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