Changed myself

I asked in confusion, "What do you mean by last chance? And what's this last chance for?"

Regina said "I wonder why did the God gave you no brains." 

I questioned, "What the hell are you saying And did you just say that, 'The God gave me no brains'? How thoughtful of you, Regina?

Who would have thought, Regina who has no brain is saying things about the BRAIN?"

Regina said, "Cristill, stop pissing me off." Tonight's the last chance for me to get intimate with Kevin." 

I confusingly stammered, "Your last chance... intimate with Kevin."

Regina shouted, "Stop stammering. And tell me which type of clothes should I wear to seduce him?"

I said, "You know what I can't believe in what my ears are hearing today."

Regina asked, "What?" 

I said with a laugh, "How the hell can I believe that The Great Regina is asking seducing tips from me? Have you forgotten what you have said to me when I was a new comer here?"