Chapter 24: TRAVIS

I went back to the cottage after having a chat with the priest. She was still lazing about on the bed naked, and that's when I noticed it.

"Why is your pussy waxed?" I was too upset before to notice much of anything, but now that I'd had her again after a whole year of going without, my mind was clear.

"I like it like this." She looked down at herself and ran her hand over her bald pussy.

"Who told you-you could wax your pussy while I was gone?" Yes, I'm that guy. I stay on top of my fucking woman and watch every fuck she does. Why? Because I don't like fucking surprises, and the one she'd dealt me on my return was more than enough to last me a lifetime.

"I, you, we; what do you mean?"

"That's my pussy; you don't do shit to it without my say-so."

"Don't be ridiculous Travis, what did you expect me to do? Let it grow until you got back? I don't see what the big deal is."

It only took one look to bring her back to her fucking senses. "Get up and get dressed."

"Where're we going?"