It didn't take me long to become totally immersed in the online dating world of women. The conversations were easier, I related to things going on in their lives, and we all had similar interests. I chastised myself for not giving this a shot years ago instead of picking off one loser after another with a penis. Once I'd gotten rid of the duck-lipped selfies, and what I thought appealed to women, I took off on a path to an endless world of females. True, my standards were ridiculously high, but thus far, I'd had no problems attracting the Jessica Rabbits of the online community. What I had yet to do was meet any of them.It turned out females were just as eager as males to actually get together in person and not just spend hours talking on the phone, texting, or exchanging "get to know you" emails. Foolishly, I'd assumed women would drag out the whole introductory phase instead of diving right in. But when the rubber met the road, I was the one who got gun shy. I found reasons not to
It was early in the evening, and the after-work crowd still mingled after happy hour before the night owls would stroll in. Beck stood out like a beacon in the night amongst the suits and ties. And it didn't take long for me to notice the men staring her down from their seats at the bar. Her pictures online hadn't done her justice. Beck was stunning-model gorgeous with exotic, green eyes. Instead of the sight of her intimidating me, it fueled my fire. I straightened my spine, pulled my shoulders back, and sashayed with one leather boot-clad foot in front of the other until I reached her side. And then I promptly fell apart. I didn't have a clue what to do or how to handle an introduction. I wasn't sure if I should extend my hand, lean in for a hug, or peck her on the cheek, and instead, it ended up being an awkward handshake-hug with a kiss on the ear. I stumbled into her almost knocking her over before I could pull myself back. "Jesus, I'm sorry." I tried to bite my tongue and r
I knew I would probably get Ronnie in trouble, but Trish would have to get over it. Surely, from one lesbian to another, she could appreciate the newness of the situation. "Hey, Giselle. Hang on. I'll get Veronica." I wondered why Trish answered her phone if she was so put off by people actually calling the person it belonged to, but I kept my mouth shut and waited. "So, how'd it go? Your lips still wet from your first muff?"Of course, my friend had to turn this into a locker room chat. "No, heifer. We had drinks. It was nice.""Then why do you sound so unsure?""She paid the bill.""She digs you. And if you let her, I assume you thought she was pretty kinky, too."I rolled my eyes. In the last two weeks, my best friend had gone from this well-put-together, gorgeous woman to a horny teenager with a crass mouth. "We're having dinner on Friday. She's cooking.""Wow." Here's where things got sticky. Since my divorce, I wasn't interested in relationships. I rarely saw
Work flew by surprisingly fast. Normally, an eight-hour day felt like twelve, but somehow, my nervous anticipation helped the clock tick faster on the wall instead of dragging it out. I'd been with Stearns and Wilkes since I got out of college. I have a degree in business from the state university, but I hadn't had a clue what I wanted to do with it when I graduated. I just knew I had to have one-a degree that is. The law firm was one of the largest on the East Coast, and I'd started as the receptionist. The guy who'd hired me hadn't even pretended it was based on my potential-he flat out told me I'd appeal to their male clientele. That was seventeen years ago, which still did not put me at forty-close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades-and I still held that same special clout...appeal for the male clientele. Only now, I was the Executive Secretary for one of the firm's managing partners. That sounded fancy, but there were paralegals who did the actual paperwork and grun
By the time my knuckles met the wood at her entryway, I'd forgotten about the dude with the car, and his memory had been replaced by nervous butterflies threatening to take flight in my stomach. When Beck answered the door, my mouth fell open, and what had been an abundance of saliva, dried up into the Sahara Desert. Apparently, I hadn't understood what dinner meant or had missed the memo on just how casual this affair was. As I stood, jeans and a fancy T-shirt was overdressed. Clothes at all appeared to be optional. My eyebrows rose on my forehead, and I managed to snap my jaw shut when Beck giggled. Maybe I was early, and she hadn't finished dressing. I doubted she planned to cook in a silk robe that barely covered her ass, but maybe I'd caught her between preparing dinner and jeans. "Come on in.""I met your brother outside. He seemed...less than happy." I didn't have a clue what to say to a woman I barely knew standing in the doorway with nothing on but a thin piece of fabr
"You're such a bitch. Stop laughing." I was about to throw my wine in my best friend's face if she didn't quit making fun of me."You realize you just committed the worst dating faux pas possible. No woman wants to hear about her girlfriend's ex-lovers.""First of all, she's not my girlfriend. And secondly, she ate just as much ice cream as I did and had equally horrible stories to share.""Did she ever get dressed?""I mean, she tied the robe. Nobody wants ice cream on bare skin. But no. She didn't put any clothes on. Did I mention her brother's ride?""If you didn't have such a fine ass, Gizzy, I'd worry you might be a dude. What is with you and cars?""This wasn't just a car. This was a hundred thousand dollars' worth of beautifully crafted steel. And it wasn't an automatic.""Does it being a straight drive mean something I'm not aware of?""Um yeah. That he can harness the power of five hundred horses.""I'm sure that's impressive if you're sporting a dick, but wh
When I knocked, I was shocked to see the same guy I'd met in the driveway greeting me at the door. My back stiffened, preparing for his attack, but instead, the same mint-green eyes I'd admired on his sister softened, and his shoulders slumped. "Thank God. Maybe you can talk some sense into her." He opened the door and gestured me in. "Everything okay?""Fuck no. Bitches are bad enough when they're with men. Couple them with another woman, and it's emotional overload of the worst kind. She's upstairs."When I didn't move, he stared at me for a split second too long. He clearly didn't understand I didn't know where "upstairs" was. But before I could point that out, his eyes stared into mine and then slowly caressed my body from tip to toe, lingering on my breasts before he admired my legs, and then returned to my face. I cocked my head as though to ask if he'd just checked me out and furrowed my brow playfully. With squinted lids, I acknowledged the gesture without verbalizing
My life couldn't get any more high school. Coffee with Beck turned into coffee with Beck and a newly reunited Stella. Her girlfriend stared me down like I was the devil incarnate until she realized I wasn't as gay as she'd originally thought...and that I hadn't laid a finger on her lover. Beck started to feel more like a little sister, even though she was technically three months older than I was, and Stella was pretty chill once she took her knife out of my back. After two cups of espresso, I was bouncing off walls but seemed to have permission to continue hanging out with Beck. They'd agreed she would stay at Collier's house until they were sure they'd worked out the kinks...which included Beck getting a job and holding onto it for ninety days. I wondered if she had run that plan by Collier before agreeing to it or just assumed he'd be down for her becoming a permanent fixture in his home. I put the top down on the convertible and dialed my bestie, whose other half answered the ph