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“Does this mean you’re going to be taking your vagina out of hibernation?”

I nearly choked on the swig of beer in my throat as Vanessa gave me an incredulous look.

“Why do you always have to be so graphic?” I shot.

She shrugged. “I say it like it is. That’s all.” She paused for a second, her finger lightly tapping the edge of the brown bottle. “You know, I’m not even sure hibernation is the right term. It’s never actually been out so, maybe released into the wild is better?”

I rolled my eyes. It was best not to encourage Vanessa too much when she got like this.

“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. He hasn’t even text me yet.” I tried to keep the disappointment out of my voice, but I failed miserably.

Vanessa gave me a rare sympathetic look. “Listen, this is how guys are. They never want to act too keen. Give it time, it was only yesterday he a