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Zylith.
Zylith.THAT senile old fox!Goddamnit! You can never trust
Zylith.DEAR LIFE,When I said "Can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Zylith.
ZYLITH.DEAR bad Luck, let's break up.I can't deal with you anymore. You're like a bad cold that won't go away no matter what I do. I've had enough! Let me talk to your superior so that I can get permission to high five you with a chair, on your face."....Hey! Earth to Fake Lizzy." My knight in shining armour who turned out to be an asshole in an aluminium foil waved his hand in front of my face to bring me back to earth. Even though I was super reluctant to, Reuben's hard stare made it tough for me to defy him, not to mention the ogle of the mummy guy.Yes, you guessed right. All the assholes and jerks are gathered up in the same place today to gawk at me to death. Don't even ask why.And I was like a dead Tuna going with the flow. It was almost scary how it only took one action to start a ripple effect. My desire to survive changed my life forever. A
ZYLITH.There was a haunting silence after I spilled my fart words of anger, and suddenly the King retorted with an astonished "WHAT!"However, Lord Gilbert beat him to the curb and rose into a brash retaliation, "Goodness lady, how could you act so vulgar and unsightly in front of His Majesty. And....And...to even suggest such obscene behavior of His Majesty is an insult to not only His Majesty but also to the Royal family. You could be put on trial for such insolence.""Oh My! I'm so sorry Lord Gilbert, I didn't know His Majesty doesn't fart. See? I was right about the sh*tty ideas." My smile was one of my most dazzled ones and poor Lord Gilbert turned a different shade of white. Sigh! Honestly, sometimes even I am surprised by what comes out of my mouth."Pfft!" I heard a low snicker and I glanced around the room to find the said
Zylith.The entire venue was suddenly stuck with pin-drop silence. And I couldn't blame them, even I would be struck by lightning if I heard my own words. I was literally calling the most powerful man of this nation an impostor to his face. Only, I realized my blunder a little too late.Yes. I can totally feel it. Me and fish are so alike. We both get into trouble when we open our mouths. They get hooked to the fishing pool and I get screwed.Lord Gilbert besides me had an expression of utter terror. His stance he
Zylith.NOTICE:Due to the current workload, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.ME: ".........................."Recently, I found out that my life was like a test I didn't study for. The enlightenment and the 'NOTICE' woke me up from my muddled stupor while I was being dragged around by the King of Reveldron, meeting and greeting several ministers and officials I didn't remember the names of.Reuben had my left arm ensnared into his in a taut grip as he conversed with one of his ministers. I wanted to escape this quandary for the fear of being asked questions I might not be able to