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Sean waited for his brother to open a beer and sprawl on the passenger’s seat.
“Well?” he asked then, keeping his eyes on the road.
“Well what.”
Sean turned off the music and smacked Jim’s cap off of his head. “Speak, dude.”
“Later.”
“No fucking way. We still have an hour to the ranch and I’m all ears.”
Jim picked up his cap and put it back on, down to his eyes. “Fine, shoot.”
“Jay? Seriously? You gotta be kidding.”
“I thought she was kidding about not recognizing me. But she almost had a heart attack when I showed her my driver license just now.”
“How did you meet her?”
“Two days ago, when I got to the bus station.”
Sean frowned. “Wait. You told me yesterday morning you’d found a fan to look after you.” He glanced at Jim and scoffed at his poker face. “You were talking about her? And she didn’t recognize you?” He let out a dry laughter. “Oh, man, this is too much!”
Jim brought h
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