Punned

Ray made it a priority to take in the fresh air every time he saw the sun rise and set, he didn't sleep, not because he didn't need it, because his excitement had the best of him.

Eight o clock and the ground keeper opened the gates "Good morning sir!" Ray greeted him friendly.

"Aha! An early riser hey!?"

"I came to enroll today, I can't wait!"

The old man laughed "If only I had your enthusiasm when I was younger"

"Which way to the office sir?"

"Straight down my son, you'll see the reception sign"

"Thankyou kindly" Ray almost marched off, he knew this was a little early but he wanted to start today if possible.

In the reception the man behind the counter lifted his head "Can I help?"

"I'd like to enroll please" Ray said placing down the papers and the credit card.

The man studied his papers and nodded "It seems you have already been unrolled here son, as of today"

Ray knew that had to be his father "Splendid, the only thing