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The Underwear Dare
This morning was bittersweet. Nursing a hangover on a Tuesday feels like I've hit a new low. But I reread my messages from PrinceCharming, aka hopefully Noah, and it was best the cure!
I picked out a white dress that I bought as a bikini coverup. Not really fall material but I didn't want to make it to easy for him since he will be looking for a woman in a white blouse.
Little did he know the miracles of shapewear. I could be wearing sexy red lingerie that can be seen if you are looking close enough, but I plan on staying in my dim office all day. I feel super sexy wearing a romantic, barely there, lingerie set. Never doubt good lingerie!
I hadn't even gotten into my car when Adam texted me about missing "team building yoga class" which is total bull crap. We don't do anything as a team in yoga. And most of the people there aren't even in the same departments!
Of course Adam was standing in my office behind my new chair with tight lips and his nose
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