Chapter 27: Bits of You

“Oh, brother! How’s my surprise? Quite lavish, ain’t it?"

Frustrated, I brushed the stray hairs away from my face and sighed, "Goddamn it, Chaisel, seriously?"

"What? I did what you asked for. I believe I even went beyond what you previously requested." The level of indifference in his voice was imminent, as if not realizing one very fact he already knew for years.

"Haaa…"

"C'mon. What's with the long sigh, brother? Freshen up! It's your honeymoon. Surely, you're not planning on wearing a frown throughout your vacation? How awkward would your wife feel…"

"I wouldn't be complaining if you had prepared everything flawlessly!" I exclaimed in a whispe