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13. Well, Fate Turned Out to be a Soldier
"So, remind me, why exactly do you want to go explore some forest?", Hillary asked, posing the question to the girls, seemingly not pleased with the whole arrangement.
"Coz it's fun naah", Thelma replied him.
"You guys should have gone on your own and have fun without inviting us", Lasisi, Thelma's elder brother chipped in.
"You want us ladies to go into the forest alone, c'mon, thought you guys are gentlemen", Temi was the one talking this time.
Jenny and I were the only ones not talking, we were just smiling to what they were saying.
"So what exactly would we be doing there", Hillary asked again.
"Exploring nii", Temi replied
"Exploring, what exactly are we exploring?", Hillary asked the third time.
"I don't know yet, when we get there, we'll know"
"Are you saying you guys brought us out her...."
As we a
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