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16. Campfire: Hollywood's Poetic Footballers
The next remarkable event on the list was the night we camped outside under the open sky, that was on the Saturday of the second week.
Oh, and for Osmosis, he was now one of our friends. We all(Temi, Jenny, Thelma, Hillary, Lasisi, Osmosis and I) were gang of friends. Temi found it hard to comprehend what happened to Osmosis, but she later came in terms with the change and ooh, some weird stuffs was happening too.
Osmosis was crushing on Temi, Temi was crushing on Lasisi, Lasisi was crushing on Jenny, Hillary was crushing on Temi, I too was crushing on Jenny(old news, I know), Jenny was crushing on ...emm...I don't know while Thelma was crushing on me(at least, that's what Hillary keeps saying while Jenny would punch him to that effect). Really weird, huh?
Well, that was how we saw things. That aside. To the story of the day, we go.
It wasn't really an outdoor camping, it was an activity meant to last from
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