Ten - Orgasms and Bliss

“A Bentley Bentayga,” dad said as he studied the car. “It’s a beaut. American cars are wack but this right here is art.” My dad used to work in the post office before he retired and took up a job as a part time Uber driver but he has always been obsessed with cars except American cars.

“The seats are made of real leather and it smells brand new,” Grandma said. I nodded, she was right.

“It’s lovely he’s getting you presents. This is a lot better than that thing you used to drive.” Mum rolled her eyes.

“Yes.” Grandma nodded. “It made a screeching sound each time you hit the breaks.” I knew that and hearing grandma say it out loud made me feel like I had failed as an adult.

“Enough about the car, let’s go Joyce,” I said. I came to my parents house to pick up Joyce so we could go shopping together since grandma wanted her out of her hair and I thought the shopping would make her feel better, it always worked for me.

“Hey, sexy,” Joyce said to Hank. “Are you single?”

“Are you flirting