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Chapter 17
Aunty Rose
Episode 17
#Joe
The soup was so delicious that I ate and ate until I was feeling like a Python that swallowed a goat. My aunt laughed at me as I sprawled on the dining chair.
" Gluttony will not kill you." She said amidst laughter.
" I burped loudly before replying. " When you are living with the best cook in the world what did you expect?"
" Yea but it is never an excuse to kill yourself."
" No you're wrong, it is every excuse."
" Fine, suit yourself."
She cleared up the plates and left the dining room with an aI felt a little ashamed that it is my aunt that do clear the dishes after a meal. That should have been my duty but my aunt will never allow me. Good things not that as she never allows me to wash plates or clear the dishes after a meal would make me forget how to do it.
After the food digested a bit and I was able to breathe properly. I got up and went to the s
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