Zeus

Zeus

“When the hell did you buy an island?” Poseidon asked.

Hades, Dionysus, and he had just walked into my office. I stare at him. I have no idea what he is walking about. I never bought an island, although it does sound like a good idea.

“I didn’t buy an island,” I tell him.

“I was told today that two nights ago a few gods and some weird pale guy bought an island in the pacific ocean. This small group tossed a shit ton of money down in front of some of the locals and one of my nymphs drew up the contract.” Poseidon explains.

“Brother I was just as drunk as you two nights ago. The last thing I remember is Hera telling me I was an asshole and some huge guy helping her get me home.” I replied.

“Then which one of us bought an island?” Dionysus asks.

We all look at each other. I close my eyes because I remember Chris telling his mother that his sisters, Bryn, Brandon, and Blain, disappeared from their birthday party and showed up the next day, saying that they had woken