⋆ ⋆ ❧ ⋆ ⋆ "Making you horny and making you smile are my two favourite things."                                                                        ⋆ ⋆ ⋆

                                                                          ⋆ ⋆ ❧ ⋆ ⋆                                       "Morning sex, Proven to be more effective than coffee."                                                                               ⋆ ⋆ ⋆                     &nb

                                                                   ⋆ ⋆ ❧ ⋆ ⋆                          "The key to a great marriage: Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."                                                                       ⋆ ⋆ ⋆                                     &n

                                                                  ⋆ ⋆ ❧ ⋆ ⋆ "If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd either be traumatized, sexually aroused or both."                                                                      ⋆ ⋆ ⋆   After my bath Jet had helped me get dressed and ready for bed. His droopy eyes let me know that the worry and lack of sleep were getting to him."I'm not going anywhere tonight. I'll be right h

                                                                   ⋆ ⋆ ❧ ⋆ ⋆                    "A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both."                                                                       ⋆ ⋆ ⋆   I nudge Jet under the table as I see him eyeing out the waiter who has been serving us this evening."I'll have the Tasma