PLEAAASE READ THIS LAST AUTHOR'S NOTE.This is it.Oh my gosh, I can't believe that I finally finished this book!I'm sooo thankful to each and every one of you, I swear, I cannot finish this book without you. From my loyal supporters to my new readers, thank you ❤️The next book for the series, which would be The Bad Boy Inside The ______ Suit, would be posted soon! Like, really soon. Well, probably after posting this one. I dunno 😌 -Who am I kidding 😂 The book is now posted in my profile, please check it out 😍Nick Bateman is obviously going to be Elliot Langston. Nick is bae 😍 Anyways, yes, it's going to be about El and Cobie's story, I hope you'd support ussss!Wahhh I'm so excited 😍Just saying, the first chapter is the recycled first chapter of "The Girl Who Lost Her Car" -I deleted the book since I'm like, "Nahhh, I'm not feeling it. I gotta pay my readers with El's hotness 😎"Anyways, I'M SO THANKFUL. THANK YOU, GUYS. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU -If you're a girl, no

~PRESENT~Do you know that sensation where you are pooping and your whole focus is on how to poop your poop out of your butt without it accidentally cutting in two halves because your butt cheeks might squeeze it?It's a difficult task, a really difficult one.Not cutting the poop in half is a talent. Especially when you are answering nature's call in nature, like literally in the forest.With this incredible amount of focus, your senses will be heightened too. For the fact that you are in the middle of the forest, pooping, and that it's dark and cold and moist and creepy and that you can hear the chippering of birds or insects or something, and with an additional random low growl which sounded like it came from all directions -not being able to cut the poop in this situation is a skill since we most likely squeeze our butt cheeks when we get shocked or scared. "I blame the nuggets, I swear," I muttered silently as I breathe in deeply and immediately regretted it since I've smelt my

I watched silently as the sun descends. The bright day was replaced with pure darkness. It's weird how the moon can't be seen from this angle of the sky. Then again, I am inside a police station with a limited view of the sky because of the small window.Yes, I waited so long that I even watched the sunset and the moonrise -heh, get it? Sunset, and Moonrise hahahahaha -okay.I was planning to play this dress up game on my phone called Love Nikki, but unfortunately, my hearts are low.And so, I decided to play the free version of Sims in the Mango store, but unfortunately, all my Sims are at work. Sadly, I've done rearranging my houses and also, had spent 100,000 dollars with renovations.I was about to read Webtoon when my phone decided to give up on me. My phone went low bat, no, not that the phone became a bat, but the battery went low. -Heh, okay."Cobie?"Startled, I looked behind me and faced Elliot. This time, not in a mermaid suit. I thought out loud, "You look good."Wait, wha

"To be a princess is to know which spoon to use."Astonished. That word is just one word but I swear, it's like millions of tiny bullets that is shooting in my brain right now as I watch my cousin, Weston Delgado, sing and dance his heart out like a four-year-old girl; except for the fact that he's 20 and not a girl."Do keep a grip and never crack. Stiff upper lip and arch the back." He is literally doing this, like puckering his lips in an unattractive manner and moving his spine in a weird way, as he continues, "Bend from above. And always wear your gloves; and wave." And he did, I mean, he did wave.What's going on? Why is this young man acting like a young woman?Here's the thing, so me and my cousins, yes plural, has this weekly bonding day where they go to our house every Wednesday and we do random things.Well, it stopped because we went to college and got separated, but I think it officially stopped when we were like 15 because my brother Jay decided to leave the house every

"Is that..." I trailed off while gawking at the sight in front of me. "...who I think it is?"No freaking way."If you are thinking about Elliot wearing a mermaid suit and is swimming inside that tank, then yes." Easton muttered while fixing his glasses, "Yes it is him."Northon muffled a laugh, "And I thought babysitting was a terrible job.""Me too," I whispered as I grab my phone at my butt pocket. Yes, that pocket found in the pants' back butt side. -Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, the butt pocket. I put the phone in front of me and started recording my ex-boyfriend swimming in a gigantic aquarium in the middle of a children's birthday bash."Where do I sign up for his job?" Weston gushed, "I want to be a mermaid! I want to see Merlia Summers and I want to save Oceana!"East asked with a dumbfounded expression while staring at his brother indecorously, "Merlia who?"Oh, this uncultured swine.Weston smiles widely, "It's Barbie acting as mermaid whose main purpose in life oth