Chapter 143

Ian's p.o.v

"What the hell is this?" I asked when I lifted a bottle of wine.

"That's wine." Uncle answered as I chuckled softly.

I could read and tell it was, but that wasn't why I was asking.

"You know I'm not illiterate, I can read and tell that it is wine." I answered simply.

"Then what exactly are you asking?" He asked while he grabbed a pack of beer and put it in the shopping trolley.

"I mean look at it's shape, why the fuck does this bottle have women boobs." I asked seriously.

He looked at me for a minute without blinking then burst out in laughter.

I frowned and kept quiet watching him laugh his lungs out.

"You don't have to laugh so hard about it." I whispered softly then moved and put back the wine bottle where it was.

"Oh my goodness Ian, those aren't boobs, they look nothing like them!. The caption below the name even reads, "Drink like a Champion." Those are two little balls." He said as I glared at him.

"Breasts," I argued.

"No, balls." He responded.

"Boobs." I said this