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*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

Um poderoso guerreiro decidiu se retirar para uma vida pacífica, mas sua esposa, mais interessada em riquezas do que em amor, o expulsou de casa. Irritado, ele revelou sua verdadeira identidade e, como resultado, inúmeras belas mulheres começaram a aparecer aos montes, implorando e chorando para viver com ele. Sua esposa ficou completamente atordoada!

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- Seu marido tem desempenho tão excelente na cama!No dia anterior de parto, a amante me enviou um vídeo apaixonado para me ostentar.No vídeo, meu bom marido Miguel Gomes e sua amante estavam numa cama de hotel com conversa de flerte e muitas posições diferentes.Como resultado, meu âmnio se rasgou e o bebé morreu de sufocação.Miguel estava chorando e me pediu perdão.Ele não tinha nenhuma ideia de que eu já havia descoberto sua conspiração: transferência de propriedade, apólice de seguro com enorme valor e verdadeira causa da morte do bebé.Abraçava Miguel e chorava gravemente, como se fosse uma dona perdida sofrendo por causa de traição de marido.Mas de fato, eu pensava: - Miguel Gomes, já que você não quer se divorciar, terei que ser viúva.Nesse momento sombrio e deprimido, encontrei Rodrigues Pinto.As pessoas de Cidade A diziam que Rodrigues Pinto era Deus que castigava vulgos e uma lua nobre e ascética, mas ele era tão estúpido que se apaixonava por uma mulher divorciada sem pureza.Ninguém sabia o quanto mal-entendida eu estava, porque era completamente Rodrigues Pinto que me perseguia sem parar e me seduzia passo a passo profundamente!

Since the day Serenity got hitched to a stranger on their blind date, she had assumed married life would be ordinary but respectful and mundane. It never crossed her mind that her new husband would be clingy like a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of a shoe. To her utmost surprise, he could make her troubles disappear whenever she was in a fix. Despite her questioning, her husband would always pass it off as luck. Until one day, she watched an interview with a local billionaire known for fussing over his wife. That was when she noticed the uncanny resemblance of the billionaire to her husband. The wife whom he was showering attention on turned out to be her!

"A primeira Mulher-Alfa divorciada de um marido traidor, quase teve um casinho com o pai de seu ex, o Rei Lycan! Dá pra ficar mais dramático?"O mundo de Grace virou de cabeça para baixo quando seu companheiro escolheu outra, quebrando seu vínculo e fazendo dela a primeira Mulher-Alfa divorciada na história dos lobisomens. Agora, ela navega pelas marés difíceis da vida de solteira, quase caindo nos braços do pai de seu ex-marido, o belo e enigmático Rei Lycan, em seu aniversário de 30 anos! Imagina só: um almoço descontraído com o Rei Lycan interrompido por seu desdenhoso ex exibindo sua nova companheira. Suas palavras sarcásticas ainda ecoam: "Não vamos voltar a ficar juntos, mesmo que você implore ao meu pai para falar comigo." Prepare-se para um passeio selvagem enquanto o Rei Lycan, duro e furioso, retruca: "Filho. Venha conhecer sua nova mãe." Intriga. Drama. Paixão. A jornada de Grace tem de tudo. Será que ela vai conseguir superar suas provações e encontrar seu caminho para o amor e a aceitação nesta emocionante saga de uma mulher redefinindo seu destino?

Rosalie Jacobs had been married to Byron Lawrence for three years before finally getting a divorce. The entirety of Coast City frowned upon her as the outcast wife of a rich family.Six years later, Rosalie returned to the country with a pair of twins and became a world renowned miracle doctor.Countless people flocked to marry her.Suitor No. 1 said, "Miss Jacobs, are your children missing a father? What do you think of me? If you agree, I will treat them like my own."Suitor No. 2, "Miracle doctor Jacobs, I was blown away by your beauty and talent when I first met you. I would like the chance to love you to the best of my ability for the rest of my life. President Lawrence is blind to turn his back on you. I would never leave you!"Just then, a little girl appeared. She hugged Rosalie's leg and said, "Mommy, daddy has been kneeling on the washboard for three days and three nights now. He asked if you’d calmed down yet. If you have, he wants to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get remarried."

Despite being single, Molly May had become pregnant without her knowing how six years ago. As a result, she fell into disrepute and got abandoned by her family.Six years later, she returned with her triplets: Alex, Ben, and Claudia. The triplets with high IQ found that Sean Anderson was their biological father. Hence, they went to meet him without telling their mother.However, the CEO refused to recognize his offspring. “I have lived chastely and never had physical contact with a woman.”“DNA doesn’t lie, and that’s a fact,” said Alex, the eldest of the bunch.“People say men will forget what they've done after pulling on pants. It seems to be true,” said Ben, the middle child.“You should be happy and grateful to have three adorable kids and a beautiful wife,” said Claudia, the youngest of the bunch.While Sean played the role of a father and his relationship with the triplets grew rapidly, he was estranged from his wife.So the triplets taught him tips and tricks to pursue women: making bold moves, stealing kisses, proposing, etc.Nevertheless, Molly was distraught by his moves. “Such flirting skills befit an experienced male escort.”When Sean's identity was finally revealed, he retorted, “You are the 'escort.' Your entire family are 'escorts!'”

Tolong bijak dalam membaca! Di dalam cerita ini mengandung unsur 21+ dan juga Comedy yang akan membuat Anda terhibur, Shassy adalah kekasih Raka, yang merupakan sepupu dari Keenan sang CEO tampan yang terkenal dengan sifatnya yang dingin dan kejam.Tapi di sisi lain, Shassy bekerja sebagai sekertaris pribadi dari Keenan. Shassy pun mendapat julukan 'Sekertaris Terkuat' karena sanggup bekerja dengan Keenan lebih dari satu bulan.Tekanan dari Keenan sempat membuat Shassy frustasi. Tapi dukungan yang tidak di harapkan oleh Shassy, muncul dari orang terdekat Keenan. Dukungan itu memaksa Shassy untuk terus bersama dengan Keenan.Hingga akhirnya … "Keen, besok aku akan bertunangan dengan Shassy," ujar Raka"Apa kamu buta, hingga mau bertunangan dengan wanita itu," dengus Keenan, yang tak bisa mengungkapkan alasan di balik kalimatnya itu,Akankah Shassy dan Raka bersatu seperti janji mereka? Ataukah ia akan beralih menjadi menantu dari Mutiara Andara-ibu dari Keenan yang sangat menyayanginya?HAPPY READING …,