Madame, Your Sock Puppet Was Lost Again

Rona, an adopted daughter, grew up in the countryside and was then allowed to come back to the family one day. Rumour had it that she was illiterate, rude, greedy and ugly and that she dropped out of high school.Lorenzo backed her up online: Honey, you saved my life before, and I want to marry you to show my appreciation. I’m waiting for you!It was well-known that Lorenzo was destined to die before thirty. But the truth was that he had been thirty years old and was showing his affection online!They commented, trying to persuade him: Lorenzo, don’t be blinded. She’s not worthy of you.Lorenzo posted her certificates: She’s a professor by courtesy at City H and an honorary professor at Country A. Indeed I’m not good enough for her. Honey, love you!When her fake identities were exposed one by one, those onlookers finally realized what Lorenzo meant.Lorenzo justified for her online and asked for her love and care offline.“Honey, today I’m captivated by you, as usual. Love you!”“Honey, you’re so awesome. You have many sock puppets!”Rona, who didn’t have any experience in love, felt Lorenzo extremely annoying. He had confessed to her 107 times! When he approached her again, Rona pushed him away and uttered two words coldly, “Fuck off!”When the onlookers learned about Rona’s sock puppets, they excitedly required him to make an apology.Lorenzo stood in front of them arrogantly and pointed at Rona, “She’s my wife.”